Stuff Dudes Like. Tormenting Dogs & Awesome T-Shirts.

Because sometimes, an awesome shirt with a slogan can speak for those who can’t really speak for themselves…

Hate is maybe a strong word, but I couldn’t find a shirt that said The Dog Finds Me Tiringly Annoying.  Or possibly, The Dog Holds a Fair Amount of Disdain for Me.

Someone should make those.

Because when you’re subjected to Dude Life all day, every day, and you really just want to sleep, eat, sleep, chase squirrels, sleep more, fart, poop, eat, sleep additionally, and then sleep in peace, there’s not much to like about your existence.

Especially not when it looks like this…

I have to give it to the Beast, even in the face of daily danger (sneaky ninjas who brush you with their katana swords), forced service (in the form of listening to the same story over and over again), and never ending loudness she does a pretty good job of keeping her mind right.

And, there’s a small chance that, given a zombie apocalypse, she might not eat the Dude in order to sustain her own survival.

You know, if it’s a good, largely-hate-free day…

#3’s The Dog Hates Me shirt came to us courtesy of Zoe and Sprout; check ‘em out if you’re in the market for something cool for your kiddo!

Tagged as: clothing for kids, cool kid shirts, funny tshirts