For years now I’ve had beef with Puffy Puff P. Diddy the man formerly known as Puff Daddy Diddy.
And, it’s not his music. Because I actually like his music.
Little known fact: Dumb Mom listens to rap music.
By choice.
For pleasure.
Always has. Always will.
Even like the hard core (well, not really hard core, hard core, more like mainstream stuff they play on the radio which is actually classified more as hip-hop hard core, hard core) gangsta-rap-Snoop-D-O-double-G type shizzle.
I like that too.
So it’s not his music that turns me off.
It’s the whole name changing every time the wind blows thing.
Because I hate that.
I mean, why can’t we just call him Sean? Is he too good for the name his mama gave him? And, if he insists on having an alias, can’t he just have one? I mean, I only get to have one.
What if every week you came here I wanted you to refer to me as something different: Mom Dummy, Dummy, M. Dummy, Mom D., Dumb Mum, something-else-equally-ridiculous-and-difficult-to-remember?
Would get confusing right? And annoying. And pretentious. And indulgent. And a bunch of other crap that pisses people off and makes them hate you.
I am Dumb Mom. That is all.
So, that’s sorta where I am with Diddy (it is Diddy, isn’t it?).
Or, that’s where I was.
Until I had the opportunity to catch him alongside Russell Brand and Jonah Hill in Get Him to the Greek this past weekend.
And, now Diddy? is officially forgiven for sucking the life outta me with the whole name thingy.
Because that movie was seriously the funniest movie I’ve seen since The Hangover!
Seriously.
LOVED it.
Laughed pretty much the entire time. Sometimes inappropriately. Sometimes rightfully so. But from start to finish it had me in fits.
I have to admit that I am partial to Russell Brand (I thought he was the only good thing about Saving Sarah Marshall and, incidentally, he is playing the same character in this film as he did in that one, a plot tidbit that is wholly unclear and only discovered when I came home and Goggled the crap out of it for this post) and Jonah Hill (I’ve spoken before of my infatuation with Super Bad), but Diddy (pretty sure it’s Diddy at the moment), he had to work for it.
Which he did because even he was super funny in this film. Like really, really funny.
I won’t try to summarize the film in a witty way to convince you to want to see it(basically, Jonah Hill plays a record label schlep given the huge assignment of getting a drug addicted rock star, played by Russell Brand, from London to the Greek Theater in L.A. for the performance of his life by a certain date in order to advance himself in the company and prevent suffering the wrath of his boss, played by Diddy. Exhale.).
And, since I am not anything at all like a movie reviewer who actually knows what she’s talking about, I also will refrain from talking about character development and plot progression, because honestly, I don’t even care about that crap anyway.
All I care about is the fact that the effing film made me laugh. Out loud. Numerous times. It was offensive (to people who, unlike me, get offended by stereotypes) and it was vulgar (to people who, also unlike me, find crude language, overindulgence in drugs and alcohol, and meaningless sex with gold digging hookers vulgar), but, it was FUNNY!
That’s all I require of a movie that calls itself a comedy. I know. My standards are hideously low.
But, here is a review from someone who knows what she is talking about: Common Sense Media*
Not in a position to check out a feature film at the movie theater because your bloody kids can’t take care of themselves for two freakin’ seconds without constant supervision because they are babies or, even worse toddlers, and they get into every little thing everywhere babysitting is an issue?
Well, that sucks!
No worries though because Dumb Mom is gonna hook you up with a comedy on DVD that you can watch and chuckle to in the comfort of your own home!
It’s called Hot Tub Time Machine and it is NOT a porno flick despite the fact that is really does sound like one.
It’s not knock-down-can’t-stop-laughing funny, but it’s okay because Jon Cusak is in it.
Are there people older than 29 who don’t like Jon Cusak?
I watched it just for him. Him and that black guy from “The Office” (you know who I’m talking about). He’s funny too.
Want a copy of your own?
Leave a comment** and I’ll have my people send you one.***
*Apparently it is a part of the site’s premise to relate each movie to the family and give all of the info on talking points and whatnot, but note, this movie is NOT for families. Unless everyone in your family is like over age 21, and then yeah, go see it together. As a matter of fact I saw it with Bruncle and he’s in my family.
**One commenter will be randomly selected by end of day 7/5/10 via Random.org. It totally could be you.
***My people would be this super-cool-amazing chick from a firm that does FOX PR who I intend to flatter graciously to ensure that she continues to send me pre-relaseed movies for the rest of my life is just wonderful to work with. She is letting me send one of you who comments on this post before end of the day a copy. Be nice to her or I will totally sweep the leg.









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The guy from the office is Craig Robinson.
Oh. Thanks:) Guess I coulda Googled that, but, you know me. L-A-Z-Y!
Good to know! We love comedies.
Hope you had a great holiday!
i heart Jon Cusack –my fave movie is the Say anything –been wanting to see this movie for a while. Yes I love the 80′s movies.
You must have your lucky undies on today because YOU WON!
Babysitting? an issue? What on earth would give you THAT idea? I just *LOVE* the fact that I haven’t been out with my husband, alone in 4 years.
4 years! Wow. You need to check out Care.com. It. Works!
Love the title “Hot Tub Time Machine.” The movie has to be funny with a title like that.
I’ve heard really great things about that movie, The Hot Tub Time Machine. Good to know about Get Him to the Greek. I think I am one of the only people on Earth that did not care for The Hangover. But I watched it by myself and I think it may be one of those group movie things where you have to share the funny to get it.
I don’t even know who you are right now. I think you should watch again. And then again. And then one more time after that. Then come back and tell me what you think. I will then reevaluate our relationship. The Hangover was The Bomb. And, no. I’m not at all embarrassed that I still use that word, in all seriousness, on a regular basis. Not. At. All.
See, now I totally use “The Bomb” all the time. I really think it was because I watched by myself locked in the bedroom while folding a king size bed full of clothes and yelling at David to keep the kids from banging on the door. I’m sure that kind of messed up the funny.
Twice last summer, I begged babysitting services from the grandparents so that I could finish edits on a section of my novel. I then went to a movie theater, not to watch a movie but because $6.50 is a a lot cheaper than whatever it costs for a couple hours nap in a motel.
Unfortunately, one of the movies I picked was The Hangover. Unfortunate because the damn thing was so funny I didn’t get any sleep. The other movie must have done its job because I don’t have any memory of it whatsoever.
I hope I win the dvd. The triplets are running out of things to jam into our VCR.
Well, bad news first: you didn’t win. But, on the bright side, I will probably be doing another one soon so, be on the look out. Kid movies are the best for sleeping though. Go see The Last Air Bender. From what I’ve heard that one should do the trick!
You did an awesome review! See, cuz now I totally want to see Take Him to the Greek. Inappropriate stereotypes and vulgarness (is that a real word?)? I am so in! Plus, I totally love free stuff!
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Oh gosh that whole name changing thing drives me crazy too!
WHAT is with it?! Has he settled down to one yet?
Seriously, that and the hoops he makes those wanna-be stars jump thru turned me way off.
I still haven’t seen Superbad by the way. Sad. If it aint for kids, I don’t get to see it. How many more years to go?
I hated his reality show. Wanted to smash my TV. Which is saying a lot because I watch pretty much everything. Flavor Flav, or example, was my boyeeeee!
My husband thinks this movie looks so funny. I would love to win it for him
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I wanted to see this movie!
I love Jon Cusack… and I’m definitely over 29! I’ve never even heard of this movie, though. Must be that kid thing.. we rarely go see movies anymore. Are you talking about Stanley from the Office? That guy is hilarious without even saying a word. I don’t know that I can get over the Diddy name changes…. The Artist formerly known as The Artist Formerly Known As Prince who was at one time just a symbol of some sort annoyed me with this too! It’s like on Coming to America in the barbershop scene where they are talking about Muhammed Ali and one of the patrons says, ” His mama named his Cassius Clay and I’m gonna call him Cassius Clay!” Yeah… So Sean, it is.
I am not over 29. I am 29, for the third time, which is why I too love JC. Prince is the only person who can get away with the whole name change thing and still be awesome. He is also the only man who can get away with wearing white slacks and high heeled boots and not be gay, so yeah, Diddy, STOP CHANGING YOUR NAME!
I love rap too, and the movie the Hangover, so I’ll have to check it out! Will be good to check out Diddy’s performance. I think he seems so arrogant in his making the band shows.
The title, “Hot Tub Time Machine” is almost as funny as “Run, Fat Boy, Run!”
That movie was so funny. my teen son loves those slap stick comedies but I saw it also and it took me back to the 80′s