This week on pBd I’ve been doing a lot of reflecting on The Dudes and how grown up they all are.
I feel like it was only just yesterday that I was snapping this shot of #2…
I can’t even believe how old they are getting.
I can’t believe how old Dumb Dad is getting!
I’m pretty much as young and spry as I was when we first started dating…
Aside from these few (and by few I mean 35, 36 at the most!) extra pounds I’ve put on, I’m a virtually the same hottie I was when I started stalking him shamelessly he fell hopelessly in love with me.
He’s lucky he has such a timeless, ageless beauty of a wife.
Someone strong and smart and brave and ageless.
Someone fun and ageless and advertureous and sweet.
Every man should be so lucky.
And to think I have to remind him of all this on a daily basis. Some people just don’t even know how blessed they are.
Because not only am I all of those things, I’m also a cool mom. The kind of cool mom who doesn’t freak out and demand a meticulous recounting of the event, along with names and physical descriptions, when I hear that a fast little hussy female classmate of my KINDERGARTEN son’s kissed him today at school.
I totally coulda freaked out.
But I didn’t.
Because, in all honesty, expected no less from #2.
Am I even remotely surprised that the my baby, Mack Daddy #2, is the player of the 5 year old set?
Nah.
Matter of fact, I’m surprised it took so long.
Because #2…
is a piiiimmmp (even without his beautifully curly locks).
A tender, innocent, insanely gorgeous, five year old, Axe-for-men-body-spray-wearing, man child of a pimp and if his classmates’ mamas know what’s good for their loose precious daughters they will reign the little hookers in before Dumb Mom has to open a can.
You know what’s in Dumb Mom’s can and you don’t want none of it.
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